How to communicate with a woman

Sat here this evening, just chillin’ over my dinner with the TV turned on to fill the void.

After watching 10 minutes of “America’s Got Talent” I realise that

America hasn’t – and prepare to switch off and read.

Then – a Nivea advert educates me.

“77% of women feel sexy when they know they have treated their underarms”

I’ve been doing it all wrong.

Previously:

“Hey babe – your rack looks great in that T-shirt”

in future:

“Darling, you’ve done a particularly wonderful job on your under-arm area this evening”

Now I get it.

Note to self – must watch more crap TV.