7 golden rules for the young male dentist who aspires to own his own practice

1. BDS doesn’t spell GOD 2. Don’t hump your nurse unless you think you are going to marry her 3. If you are married don’t hump your nurse 4. If you marry your nurse don’t make her Practice Manager 5. If you hump her, marry her and make her the Practice Manager, don’t buy her a Porsche to drive to work in 6. All of the above plus don’t let her choose the practice uniforms 7. If you hump her, marry her make her the Practice Manager, then buy her a Porsche, don’t make your first born an associate