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Bar talk and accidents

Accident 1 I discovered on Sunday afternoon that the human body is not designed to head-butt inanimate objects. In my case, the immovable object with which I shared my irresistible force was a garage wall. My weekend was consumed by a house move, the second in 15 months, and once again I was astonished by just how much “stuff” we accumulate nowadays – our necessities of daily living seem ridiculous when laid out end to end on a patio or driveway. It also overwhelms me that I paid for all this stuff – or should I say my clients did – Team C. My first accident was to stand on a cardboard box to reach higher, without checking that the box could support my weight. It couldn’t and, before I could recover, I was flying forward like a rugby player making a try – head first into the garage wall. It didn’t knock me out – but came close. I felt pretty nauseous for a good half-hour afterwards and now I’m showing off a large lump on the top of my skull – and my receding hair cannot cover the red patch that is starting to turn technicolour. In true “male” fashion, I’m trying to look like James Bond with an injury sustained fighting global terrorists. Lesson 1 – check that the box can support your weight before you stand on it. Metaphor 1 – adequate preparation. In this case – it wouldn’t have mattered whether the box was half empty or half full – I would still have cracked my head. Moral 1 – sometimes the box just has to be full. Accident 2 I arrived at The Bush in Farnham last night and sat down in the bar to catch up with emails. The bar in this 18th Century coaching house is dimly lit and looks very cosy – but I cannot see the keyboard of my laptop. I consider retiring back to my room but don’t want the isolation just now. I want the steady buzz of people coming and going – sometimes that helps. Each table has a blue glass bottle with a candle flame burning. I reach to move the glass bottle and burn my fingers on the glass. No big surprise you dummy – but I still think it’s a bit of a hazardous device. Reaching for my handkerchief, I slowly move the candle around the back of my laptop and carry on working. A half hour later I realise that the candle has melted the top of my beautiful silver Vaio. Look!

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