Chris Barrow
Jul 8, 20101 min
Sat here this evening, just chillin’ over my dinner with the TV turned on to fill the void.
After watching 10 minutes of “America’s Got Talent” I realise that
America hasn’t – and prepare to switch off and read.
Then – a Nivea advert educates me.
“77% of women feel sexy when they know they have treated their underarms”
I’ve been doing it all wrong.
Previously:
“Hey babe – your rack looks great in that T-shirt”
in future:
“Darling, you’ve done a particularly wonderful job on your under-arm area this evening”
Now I get it.
Note to self – must watch more crap TV.