Â£800 million and they forgot to get the grass right?
Jose gets his dog back and
A C Milan stuff Liverpool.
I’ll be watching the Champions League final next Wednesday with my mates Sital Ruparelia and Paul Copcutt – sat with a Ugandan Asian and an expatriate Brit, watching Scousers play Italians, in a French-speaking hotel in Canada. We should order in a Chinese meal. Surreal.